The Mantis and You
(If you know what this comes from, kudos)
Sexual Cannibalism. This phenomena is a common occurance during the period of reproduction for the Mantis. Females will begin eating the heads off their male partners after the mating ritual is complete. Their hunger doesn't stop at reproduction, but the literal consumption of the Mantis who fulfilled their need--a process that we seem to practice a lot these days.
"They just had sex and she...ate him?"
So what I mean by "we seem to practice this," doesn't mean I'm saying we all turn Hannibal Lecter after we sleep with someone--no. This is a look into the failures of relationships because of the unsatiable appetites we seem to have. We want our partner to change minor irrelevant behavior, we want them to be able to afford a house made of marble, we want them to become a different person, we want to snort coke off hookers, and to quote The Doors: "We want the world and we want it NOW."
Soul Eaters--tastes like chicken YEE-HAW!
(I want it NOW)
All these expectations are draining. Sure they want your body, but they also want to tear your soul out. The perpetual want for the next best thing isn't exactly a good idea. "Now I have this, I've wanted this for years--OOOO what's that over there?!" Fickle monsters all of us. If you haven't done this, I tip my invisible hat to you. With this fickleness comes the pressure of your partner trying to fulfill this bullshit you've mustered up in your head as something that will satisfy you--the kicker is that it's something which will likely sate the sudden desire only for a moment.
If you've actually been with a person who gets you, makes you laugh, and tries their best to accomodate all of your needs--don't be a penis face. Just accept them you stupid penis face, geeze. Oh and if these conditions are actually reciprocated by you? Well my friend, you've hit the lottery--if you still want more, then I imagine your appearance would be that of a harpy.
(Harpies at a gathering--ugly shitty people attract other ugly shitty people)
(Hey baby, I'm going to show you the brutal ugly truth about everything through song and shock value make up)
Why Marilyn Manson? Because he's my favorite artist? No. Because Catholic school may have turned him crazy? No. Because he made a song that relates to this Sexual Cannibalism? YES.
It's so important that I must post the lyrics to this satyrical outlook on our relationships. The chorus resonates like the chanting of howler monkeys in the jungle--obnoxiously loud and as obvious as a naked man roaming the streets in the afternoon. A word of caution, this is going to get a little dark.
"User Friendly" Lyrics
Use me when you want to come
I've bled just to have your touch
When I'm in you I want to die
User friendly fucking dopestar obscene
Will you die when you're high
You'd never die just for me
She says,
"I'm not in love, but I'm gonna fuck you
'til somebody better comes along."
Use me like I was a whore
Relationships are such a bore
Deleted the ones that you've fucked
User friendly fucking dopestar obscene
Will you die when you're high
You'd never die just for me
She says,
"I'm not in love, but I'm gonna fuck you
'til somebody better comes along."
(And I said goddamn!)
Oh yeah, that's just how it felt ingesting these words. It's ugly, but makes you feel good (as in good to be correct). Like Mr. Fucking Know-It-All it feels damn good to be right no matter how horrible. For instance, Mr. Fucking Know-It-All will tell you story he heard on the news the other day about a brutal rape and murder. He can describe the suspect, murder weapon, location, and victum--and the ugly words just flow out of his mouth; it's not like we want to hear it, but it's the truth.
"User Friendly" is from the perspective of the person who is expected to satisfy all the wants of these Sexual Cannibals. I feel it's important to break down every part of these lyrics because it sums up the whole point of this blog perfectly like the espresso in my coffee (I pray for your poor soul if you drink decaf). The chorus will come last, because well--that one is the hardest kick to the face.
The little didley in the beginning
You can hear a sigh of sexual releif in the beginning through a backdrop of a nasty playful electro bass reminiscent of 70s porn music--without the glorious hairy "bear men" and women bushes. After the sigh, Manson makes playful child sounds "du du du dudu dudu dududu dudu du du duuuu," almost as if to say we have the exact same attention span with our partners as we do with our toys as children. "Oh here's something that seems a bit better than what I already have! Oh wait...it was just a polished turd. :-( "
Use me when you want to come/ I've bled just to have your touch/ When I'm in you I want to die
The only reason you are around is when that person feels they need you for some sort of favor. Also, you have tried your hardest just to gain some kind of affection from this person (bled to have their touch). The sex you have with them feels like sex and nothing else. Almost as if they are thinking of somebody else making you miserable to the point of feeling dead inside. Much like the mantis, you have fulfilled all of their needs you possibly could, and they are still trying to eat you. Okay this is only the first part, SHIT IS DEEP!
User friendly fucking dopestar obscene /Will you die when you're high /You'd never die just for me
This part is basically a conversation with yourself. You're user friendly, and the momentary obscenity of this person, this drug that you're on makes you feel euphoric if only for a second until you have a come down and realize they do not give a single fuck. The next part implies that dying while you're at the peak of your momentary high and having that moment frozen would be best (will you die when you're high?). Then the conversation switches to the person you're with, "you'd never die just for me." The person you're with won't kill who they are and be reborn to fulfill your needs, they would never do that for you.
Use me like I was a whore /Relationships are such a bore /Deleted the ones that you've fucked
Using like a whore? Pretty self explanatory. Relationships are so boring to your partner and they have just destroyed all of them in the name of finding another lay, or just something they feel might be better even though you have sated their needs to the best of your abilities.
If you've actually been with a person who gets you, makes you laugh, and tries their best to accomodate all of your needs--don't be a penis face. Just accept them you stupid penis face, geeze. Oh and if these conditions are actually reciprocated by you? Well my friend, you've hit the lottery--if you still want more, then I imagine your appearance would be that of a harpy.
(Harpies at a gathering--ugly shitty people attract other ugly shitty people)
Sexual Cannibalism is just so Hip
"Such an adult term this Sexual Cannibalism."
(Hey baby, I'm going to show you the brutal ugly truth about everything through song and shock value make up)
Why Marilyn Manson? Because he's my favorite artist? No. Because Catholic school may have turned him crazy? No. Because he made a song that relates to this Sexual Cannibalism? YES.
It's so important that I must post the lyrics to this satyrical outlook on our relationships. The chorus resonates like the chanting of howler monkeys in the jungle--obnoxiously loud and as obvious as a naked man roaming the streets in the afternoon. A word of caution, this is going to get a little dark.
"User Friendly" Lyrics
Use me when you want to come
I've bled just to have your touch
When I'm in you I want to die
User friendly fucking dopestar obscene
Will you die when you're high
You'd never die just for me
She says,
"I'm not in love, but I'm gonna fuck you
'til somebody better comes along."
Use me like I was a whore
Relationships are such a bore
Deleted the ones that you've fucked
User friendly fucking dopestar obscene
Will you die when you're high
You'd never die just for me
She says,
"I'm not in love, but I'm gonna fuck you
'til somebody better comes along."
(And I said goddamn!)
Oh yeah, that's just how it felt ingesting these words. It's ugly, but makes you feel good (as in good to be correct). Like Mr. Fucking Know-It-All it feels damn good to be right no matter how horrible. For instance, Mr. Fucking Know-It-All will tell you story he heard on the news the other day about a brutal rape and murder. He can describe the suspect, murder weapon, location, and victum--and the ugly words just flow out of his mouth; it's not like we want to hear it, but it's the truth.
"User Friendly" is from the perspective of the person who is expected to satisfy all the wants of these Sexual Cannibals. I feel it's important to break down every part of these lyrics because it sums up the whole point of this blog perfectly like the espresso in my coffee (I pray for your poor soul if you drink decaf). The chorus will come last, because well--that one is the hardest kick to the face.
The little didley in the beginning
You can hear a sigh of sexual releif in the beginning through a backdrop of a nasty playful electro bass reminiscent of 70s porn music--without the glorious hairy "bear men" and women bushes. After the sigh, Manson makes playful child sounds "du du du dudu dudu dududu dudu du du duuuu," almost as if to say we have the exact same attention span with our partners as we do with our toys as children. "Oh here's something that seems a bit better than what I already have! Oh wait...it was just a polished turd. :-( "
Use me when you want to come/ I've bled just to have your touch/ When I'm in you I want to die
The only reason you are around is when that person feels they need you for some sort of favor. Also, you have tried your hardest just to gain some kind of affection from this person (bled to have their touch). The sex you have with them feels like sex and nothing else. Almost as if they are thinking of somebody else making you miserable to the point of feeling dead inside. Much like the mantis, you have fulfilled all of their needs you possibly could, and they are still trying to eat you. Okay this is only the first part, SHIT IS DEEP!
User friendly fucking dopestar obscene /Will you die when you're high /You'd never die just for me
This part is basically a conversation with yourself. You're user friendly, and the momentary obscenity of this person, this drug that you're on makes you feel euphoric if only for a second until you have a come down and realize they do not give a single fuck. The next part implies that dying while you're at the peak of your momentary high and having that moment frozen would be best (will you die when you're high?). Then the conversation switches to the person you're with, "you'd never die just for me." The person you're with won't kill who they are and be reborn to fulfill your needs, they would never do that for you.
Use me like I was a whore /Relationships are such a bore /Deleted the ones that you've fucked
Using like a whore? Pretty self explanatory. Relationships are so boring to your partner and they have just destroyed all of them in the name of finding another lay, or just something they feel might be better even though you have sated their needs to the best of your abilities.
The Chorus: dun dun DUNNNN
(That is one fine lookin' polished turd)
"I'm not in love, but I'm gonna fuck you
'til somebody better comes along."
This. That shit up there my friends. Directly above these measly pieces of text. This is from the perspective of someone constantly on the lookout of trying to find something better. This person is going to act like they are in love to get what they want. They will take your body, eat your soul, and find someone better. They might take your dog too--assholes.
'til somebody better comes along."
This. That shit up there my friends. Directly above these measly pieces of text. This is from the perspective of someone constantly on the lookout of trying to find something better. This person is going to act like they are in love to get what they want. They will take your body, eat your soul, and find someone better. They might take your dog too--assholes.
It's the game no one wins, and I'm not talking Battletoads
(Much like the Game of Thrones, we'll kill many characters and the conflict will continue)
I'm sure we've all played it at least once in our lives--unintentionally or intentionally (if you do it intentionally I would recommend playing in traffic, but I'm a nice guy and I care about all of you). Seriously though people, don't do this caca. It will give you the worst karma in the world (if you believe in that sort of thing). If feelings change and the person just isn't as good as someone you know, and you KNOW this with absolute clarity. Break it off and tell them. Don't subjugate your happiness to another person. It's not okay to fake it, because at that point you become the Sexual Cannibal yourself.
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